Harry Potter Uses Facebook For The First Time

Harry Potter Uses Facebook For the First Time

Harry potter sat in the fucking great hall. His friends ron, the ginger fuck, and hermonie the dumb smart bitch were late. harry was checking out all the new hot chicks at hogwarts as well as the bitches he knew about already.

dumbledore got the fuck in front of everybody. He was gonna give his speech but he was making out with a guy. so mcgonadagal did it instead.

"you fucking kids better not fuck any shit up this year. or else I'll be super pissed. also, we have an important announcemnet."

Dumbldeer stopped making out with the dude.

"this year we got fucking magic computers up in this bitch. we got internet. we got fucking playstation and xbox. we got facebook."

Harry squealed with happiness and got a little hard.

"can we look at porn?" Neville asked.

"no neville you dumb fuck." snape said. dumbledore slapped him. on his ass.

"go back to your fucking rooms." he said.

harry went back to his room when draco malfoy grumped him and pulle dihm into a bathroom.

"what the fuck malfoy"

"what did you do to me, you potter."

harry spat in malfoy's eye.

"I didn't do shit to your gay ass."

malfoy let go and turned around and pulled his pants down. instead of an ass, he had voldemorts face. his asshole was the mouth.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING THAT SHIT?" harrys screamed.

harry ran away becuz he scar started to hurt real bad. he ran back to his dormintary and saw hermione and ron there.

"the fuck where was you" herry sed.

"we got stuck in diagone4a alley." ron said.

"a guy tried to fuck ron." harmyonee ssaid.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU GINGER FUCK" harry said.

"fuck you harry you're a dick."

then some people from BEST BUY (TM) came in with the magic computers.

"We will now show you how to use Facebook."

they used neville to demonstrate, but he started looking up porn as soon as he got on a computer.

"let harry do it!" everyone said. at the same fucking time.

"harry potter gets to use it first, everyone leave him alone." jinnee said.

when harry set up his facebook they cheered. it was fucking legit, and harry clicked like oon all his favorite things: lil' wayne, quiditch weed booze, and he started friend reqests to all his friends, and the new hot chicks he saw at the grand hall. and then he sent a bunch of messages to cho chang who he wanted to fuck badly.

"so you see everyone, magic technology is cool." the best guy buy said.

they left in a cloud of smoke and best buy coupons. everyone got on a computrers

harry went to bed. when he woke up in the morning he got on fucking facebook again and flipped his shit.

"WHO THE FUCK IS SENDING CHO CHANG MESSAGES ON MY FACEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK."

all the messages was from harry calling cho chang choad chang and calling her a bitch and shit.

"maybe you fucking got drunk or some shit." ron said.

"whatever."

"we have to go to our first class!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hermi said.

"what is oru first class?" ron said.

they left for potions class as harry felt actualyl pretty shitty. cho chang probably thought he was fucking not the shit, and that's pretty gay.

when they got in classs, snape was rightly pissed. there was a new student in the front of the class, and everyone was scared.

"attention class, meet your new student...JUSTIN BIEBER."